Yes, three of these things in one month, and as always, here is what I jotted down and read from, some made the list, some didn’t and most are spelled wrong

Transformers are a great concept, but what about the robots that get stuck with sucky things to turn into…like toilets

Sharpie markers are not that sharp at all man, I tried to kill a man with one, all it gave him was a black neck and in return I got a black eye

As a young child I was often the victim of a kick me sign prank, now that I’m older

I would think lollygagging would not be fun, I mean, who wants to chock on a sucker, especially one of those big ones, god damn

Underwear repair is something I don’t find an interest in

The one place you will never see a giraffe is in transvanlia, big neck and vampires do not mix

The squriel is a one food animal, when he’s in the flesh, he gathers nuts, when he’s a robot he gathers nuts…and probable washers too

A coffee cup is so very versitle, you can drink from it what you want, I myself eat cereal from it, I’m thinking outside the box

I bought a one way ticket to Asia, but had to stop mulitiple times and switch directions, I felt that this ticket of one wayness had lied to me

Everyone is going green nowadays, but no one is as green as the hulk

It’s not just people who want what they can’t have, I mean look at this dude, the tin man, he wanted a heart in the wizard of oz, scratch that, it’s just creepy now that I think about it, dude doesn’t even need a heart to live, I think he is just going to…

They say there is an complex algorithm to beat any rubix cube, I didn’t relize I knew it even at a young age, pick stickers off and make the sides all one color

They say counting sheep that jump over a fence in a great way to get a good nights sleep, what if that sheep was jumping over a fence and off a cliff, does that still count as a good night sleep, well if you’re fucked up in the head it does

In my room I have a

The movie kill bill could have been a little more proper if it wanted, it could have been called kill William I was told in a zombie outbreak that it’s not a good idea to run through the city full of zombies with long hair since they could grab you by your hair, after hearing this I said, I don’t think it’s a good idea to run through a zombie filled city at all, reguardle of your hair situation

Venus fly traps prob have the best get up out of any plant, an insect lands on them either for a rest or if you are a bee to polientate it, then gloomp, not today fucker

Another rude thing you could do is ask a couple who are dancing if you may cut in, then after you hear yes, sure, ect, cut inbetween them with sciussors

Being a disabled spider has to be the worst, it’s like, I’m sorry, but you are parlised from the head down…damn!, and also you are blind in your many eyes too…damn damn

If an orange came up to me and said, orange you glad I didn’t say bananna, I would respond with, what the fuck, a talking orange, then run away in fear he would defeat me his vitamine c streanght

I feel a little bad for the cherry, he is always on top, I say we let him take a break, from now on the fucking ice cream must be on top, and the ice cream must also provide the condom…yes, that was an ice cream sex joke

Speaking of ice cream, if a naked man busted in my room and said, did some one say ice cream, I would say not here, but point him in the direction of nude beach, there he would find a great life of selling ice cream…damn, this one sucked

Sweet and sour, sour and sweet, no matter how you look at it, at some point with this item, it’s going to piss you off, I would like to trade for the sweet and sweet please

Vaccumms have about the worst life, all day they are constently reminded of how hard they suck

My friend said they were going to be shootin the school today, I stayed home, I never made it in the year book that year

I walked into a store with the required shoes and shirt to enter, I was arrested for not wearing any pants, I feel it’s bull shit because they didn’t say anything about trousers on this sign, from now on please tell me where I can not enter with no pants

All my friends pictures burned up, I t5old her not to wrroy, just think negatives